I was at a wine club get-together early this week and ran into a fellow I'd met two or three times before.  We'd forgotten each others' names, and after we'd reintroduced ourselves he said to me, "I remember what you do.  You are an Innovational Speaker." 

I must say, I really liked the sound of that.  From now on, whenever I give a presentation, I'm going to describe myself that exact way.  Matt Homann, Innovational Speaker. 

Thank you, Tom.